Rosemary Branch Theatre

2 Shepperton Road, N1 3DT London

Caution: Deadline Ahead

23.10.18 8pm 50 mins £11 (includes £1 ticket fee) Ages 14+ Unattended Items Programme Great Night Out


You have goals, you have plans, you have a brilliant future ahead.
But you also have Candy Crush, Facebook, and 1,035 unread emails that you decided now is a good time to sort. Welcome to Cristina’s brain, an entity of its own, with its own will, who’s convinced that the concept of time is an illusion and that it’s suddenly a great moment to read about it online.
With a unique blend of solo theatre, character comedy and storytelling, this is a show unlike any other.

“The audience has no choice but to bow down before its new Jedi Master. Lark’s a ball of energy. Guaranteed to make you feel better about yourself”  – The Advertiser
“It’s hard not to love Cristina Lark. She’s a talented comedienne. A delightful speaker and a great actress” – EdFringeReview
“Cristina Lark is a firecracker with a mind that moves as fast as lightning” – Arthur’s Seat
“Cristina Lark is more than a comedy firecracker onstage: try a full blown fireworks display. Talented and very funny. A hilarious hour that was over all too quickly” – Chuck Moore Reviews