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F*cking Little Elf B*tch

6-11, 13-18, 20-23, 28-31 December8:15pm1 hour£15Unattended Items ProgrammeXmas Cheer

You’re not a real elf. You’re just a woman in a stupid costume.

Elfing can be tough. This year, Ivy has made it her mission to take the make-believe out of Christmas. Inspired by years of working in a festive grotto, this is the story of the elf who finally cracked.

Grab December by the baubles and join disgruntled Ivy in this outrageously funny and satisfyingly anarchic Christmas show.

ADULTS ONLY | with Mammalian


** Ticket Offer: Book to see any 2 of the shows in our Adults Only Xmas Season for just £20, or all 3 shows for only £27! **

Just select the Double Bill Discount Price or the Triple Bill Discount Price when booking your tickets for each individual event online! You can select to see them all on the same evening, or on different evenings.

Other shows in the season:

7pm Tuesday – Sunday
Narcissistic Nativity

9:30pm Thursday – Saturday
Virgin Xtravaganzah’s Pagan Xmas