The Rosemary Branch logo is a moving triangle representing a multi-faceted space. Each plane is a different colour. The triangle shrinks and grows while rotating.

Comedy

All That Lather Hides The Grime

Welcome yourself into…

The World’s First & Greatest & Only Sponge-Based Interactive Game Show!

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Be washed in its glory.

Bathe in its beauty.

And gambol in its gall to consider itself a game show!

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At ALL THAT LATHER HIDES THE GRIME, you’ll see 2 teams of comedians battle it out to become the ultimate champions - pitting against each other their knowledge, their technical engineering prowess and their mighty wit!

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As an audience member, you will have more than a fair say in what points are dished out, as well as a LOT of opportunities to win a LOT of prizes.

All designed and melded together by your enigmatic host, JOHN JAMES DAVIES!

We cannot wait for you to join us for our inauguration!  

And remember folks, A DRY SPONGE IS A HAPPY SPONGE.

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Profits from this show will be going to Medical Aid for Palestinians.

Charity Registration No. 1045315.

https://www.map.org.uk/

Book now
Date:
Saturday, January 31, 2026
Time:
07:00PM
Running Time:
90 minutes incl. interval
Tickets:
£10 Standard, £8 Concession
Age restriction:
18+
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Content warning:
Sudden loud noises, Flashing lights, Objects thrown on stage. Possibles though not planned: References to Sex, Alcohol, Drugs, Violence.

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COVID-19 Safety
We encourage patrons to wear a mask while moving around the building and when seated in the theatre.
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Seating is not socially distanced. The theatre is ventilated before and after every performance with regular and thorough cleaning of touch points. Hand sanitiser and face masks are available onsite.

Access
We regret that our theatre is up a flight of stairs with no wheelchair access available.
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