COMEDY
( . ) ( . )
A tits-forward hour celebrating boobs of all kinds, for breast havers and appreciators alike.
Lanessa Long (‘a winning energy’ (chortle.co.uk)) and Eliza Dillon (‘deft skill and playfulness’ (thecomicscomic.com)) are gorgeous hot girls who met in clown school and bonded over being gorgeous and hot.
Lanessa got titties at age 11. Eliza is still waiting for hers to come in. Experiences that would plague these women for life. In this show, we’ll explore the good, bad, and the ugly of the breast-having experience.
This quasi-feminist clown, absurdist, avant garde show is for boob havers and boob appreciators alike. Whether your boobs are big or small, floppy or perky, innie or outies, sad or horrible, sinners or saints, this tits-forward hour will celebrate boobs of all kinds. “( . ) ( . )” is a push-up bra for your spirit.
COVID-19 Safety
We encourage patrons to wear a mask while moving around the building and when seated in the theatre.
Seating is not socially distanced. The theatre is ventilated before and after every performance with regular and thorough cleaning of touch points. Hand sanitiser and face masks are available onsite.
Access
We regret that our theatre is up a flight of stairs with no wheelchair access available.
We encourage patrons to wear a mask while moving around the building and when seated in the theatre.
Seating is not socially distanced. The theatre is ventilated before and after every performance with regular and thorough cleaning of touch points. Hand sanitiser and face masks are available onsite.
Access
We regret that our theatre is up a flight of stairs with no wheelchair access available.
