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COMEDY

CHRIS MARTIN LIED TO US

Chris Martin Lied to Us. He said it was all yellow. But just open a pack of Skittles and you’ll see it isn’t. Will Spence has rewritten Coldplay's breakout hit eight times, to more accurately represent the visible spectrum of light.

In the process, he's become embroiled in a conspiracy of Chris Martin impersonators, mysterious CDs, and an esoterically cryptic edition of the yellow pages. In this debut comedy hour, Will Spence takes you on a whistlestop tour through his weird little brain, using a powerpoint, a karaoke track, and a microphone. You’ll never listen to Coldplay’s breakout single ‘Yellow’ the same way again.

Writer, performer: Will Spence
Dance consultant: Jessica Barton
With thanks to: ARCADE, the Pen theatre, Levi Meltzer, Zoe Wohlfeld, Jack Grossman, Rosa Garland

COVID-19 Safety
We encourage patrons to wear a mask while moving around the building and when seated in the theatre.

Seating is not socially distanced. The theatre is ventilated before and after every performance with regular and thorough cleaning of touch points. Hand sanitiser and face masks are available onsite.

Access
We regret that our theatre is up a flight of stairs with no wheelchair access available.