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Don't Do It, Don't Do It, DO IT!

A Clown Odyssey of Sexual Catastrophe

Zuma Puma presents a one woman show "unlike anything you've ever seen before."

No one likes to be told what to do, least of all Zuma Puma, especially when facing the Good Girl’s Dilemma: DO IT or DON’T DO IT?... DO IT, Obviously!

Blending clown, puppetry, mask and music, Zuma battles her inner monster, shape shifting through characters in an uplifting and thought-provoking narrative that celebrates women and brings an end to shame. Join this award-winning, Gaulier-Pochinko trained clown and her singing vagina on an Odyssey of Sexual Catastrophe.

Don't Do It, Don't Do It, DO IT! returns to London after multiple sold out international performances.

Director & Co-deviser: Dan Lees (Winner: Londons Mimetic Festival Judges Award).
Dramaturg, Producer & Co-Deviser : Gyllian Raby (Multi Award winning dramaturg incl. Alberta Culture award, Canada Council Exploration award and Chalmers New Play Award).

Be prepared to experience an emotional roller coaster, from absurdity to poignancy... An entertaining, thought-provoking and energetic sense of fun will follow you out of the theatre. - ★ ★ ★ ★ Broadway Baby
Contains belly laughs, audience participation, motivational references and a rather outspoken vagina. - ★ ★ ★ ★ Everything Theatre
Zuma Puma is an accomplished performer of comedy and physical theatre...For a show you’ll still be talking about days later, this is the one to see! - ★ ★ ★ ★ Upside News, Australia

COVID-19 Safety
We encourage patrons to wear a mask while moving around the building and when seated in the theatre.

Seating is not socially distanced. The theatre is ventilated before and after every performance with regular and thorough cleaning of touch points. Hand sanitiser and face masks are available onsite.

We regret that our theatre is up a flight of stairs with no wheelchair access available.