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DRAG/COMEDY

Flat White: On His Majesty’s Secret Servers’ Service

The café queen of New York City is fighting for King, Country and Coffee in a new drag cabaret!

Flat White, the self described café queen of New York City, is down on her luck. With her Manhattan diner closed by the Health Department and her recent trip to London extended indefinitely while her boss tries to convince the inspectors that they didn’t see the rat king that had taken over the basement, she has to find a job fast. When a catering job at Buckingham Palace goes wrong, she finds herself at the mercy of British Intelligence. In return for her freedom, she is enlisted in His Majesty’s Secret Service, embroiled in the middle of an international conspiracy.


On His Majesty’s Secret Servers’ Service is Flat White’s cabaret retelling of a harrowing first mission, featuring the theme songs of the well known film series about that other British spy. Expect an hour of unhinged drag cabaret that the seven audience members who showed up to her last show described as ‘not what I expected...’ and ‘did you have fun up there?’

COVID-19 Safety
We encourage patrons to wear a mask while moving around the building and when seated in the theatre.

Seating is not socially distanced. The theatre is ventilated before and after every performance with regular and thorough cleaning of touch points. Hand sanitiser and face masks are available onsite.

Access
We regret that our theatre is up a flight of stairs with no wheelchair access available.