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Musical supernova Jazz Emu (The Telegraph’s 26th Funniest Comedian of the 21st Century) is working out his brand-new show, with a full live band…

The Royal Variety Show.

The headline slot.

At long last, a chance for Jazz Emu to secure his long-coveted Knighthood. But it’s bad news; a series of recent tax, bribery and libel allegations are threatening to snatch the coveted prize from before his very, very, very eyes.

Will Jazz and his Contractually-Less-Talented-Than-Him band, The Cosmique Perfectión, be able to put on a Heck Of A Show and secure a Royal Pardon? Or will Jazz’s next performance be in the canteen at Wormwood Scrubs?

Let the Majesty commence.

The Telegraph’s 26th Funniest Comedian of the 21st Century
British Comedy Guide’s “Best Reviewed Shows at The Edinburgh Fringe”.
Double Chortle Awards 2023 Winner.
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