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Comedy/Live Music

Selena Mersey: Madonna/Whore (WIP)

RESCHEDULED DATE!

2021 Musical Comedy Awards finalist and shambolic chanteuse Selena Mersey embarks upon a filthy Freudian feminist odyssey into the desire to be all and none of the above.

For the innocent and the obscene; for girlfriends who became wives who became mothers; for mascs, femmes, and thems; for anyone who’s ever witnessed women existing: how many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Hint: you have to buy a ticket to find out.) Featuring songs, stand-up, burlesque, and a bunch of other stuff. Sex dolls go free.

Madonna/Whore is the highly anticipated solo debut of 2021 Musical Comedy Awards finalist Selena Mersey. Brighton-based Selena’s delightfully dark ditties around gender, sexuality, and the horrifying ordeal of Being Known will get you going ‘haha! Wonderful! Oh actually that’s a bit fucking grim.’

Written and performed by Selena Mersey

Produced by Bright Buoy Productions

“[Her] whimsical tunes set the audience alight with laughter” (Funny Women)
“Funny, filthy and honest” (Next Level Sketch)

COVID-19 Safety
We encourage patrons to wear a mask while moving around the building and when seated in the theatre.

Seating is not socially distanced. The theatre is ventilated before and after every performance with regular and thorough cleaning of touch points. Hand sanitiser and face masks are available onsite.

Access
We regret that our theatre is up a flight of stairs with no wheelchair access available.