The Rosemary Branch logo is a moving triangle representing a multi-faceted space. Each plane is a different colour. The triangle shrinks and grows while rotating.


These Are Not My Words

A sell-out comedy show from New York where comedians stitch each other up.

Every member of the cast writes a character for another performer and no one sees the script until moments before they go on stage.

Cast includes comics from The BBC, ITV, Pulped, Soho Theatre Lab Alumni, BAFTA special award winner, Ecole Philippe Gaulier, Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

These are Not My Words is produced and hosted by Lynsey Bonell, Mariana Feijó and Hugh Hobbs. The credits for this all queer production team include Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Duckie, The British Museum, Soho Theatre Lab Alumni, Funny Women and Melbourne Comedy Festival.

COVID-19 Safety
We encourage patrons to wear a mask while moving around the building and when seated in the theatre.

Seating is not socially distanced. The theatre is ventilated before and after every performance with regular and thorough cleaning of touch points. Hand sanitiser and face masks are available onsite.

We regret that our theatre is up a flight of stairs with no wheelchair access available.