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Cabaret

Things That Go Eek

EEEEEEeeek! Your favourite Experimental Performance Cabaret is back!

After a much mourned hiatus from getting flour, egg, suncream and other anonymous fluids in our eyes and 7.5 sound technicians falling in love with us, Eeek is back. International Superstars (mostly London and one time Brighton) Bridget and Ella, have decided it's time for some more silly, risky, boring, sexy, stupid type art.

We've got spoken-word, clowning, burlesque, performance art and other undefinable nonsense. Described by audiences as 'hilarious', 'best variety night in London', 'I don't really know what that was' and 'honestly, a bit much'. Expect optional audience participation, planned and unplanned nudity and a wholesome bit at the end where we do karaoke.

Eeeek is about being sticky and stupid. It's about trying, failing and sometimes succeeding in the hope it might make someone else laugh or feel anything at all. It's about getting the hiccups, having toothpaste splatters on your shirt and having such a good time a little wee comes out.

COVID-19 Safety
We encourage patrons to wear a mask while moving around the building and when seated in the theatre.

Seating is not socially distanced. The theatre is ventilated before and after every performance with regular and thorough cleaning of touch points. Hand sanitiser and face masks are available onsite.

Access
We regret that our theatre is up a flight of stairs with no wheelchair access available.